I'm thinking about epic-ly selling out

[mirandawn]

and writing a trashy romance novel under a pen name that can't ever be traced to my real self, selling it, and using the royalties to pay for grad school. It doesn't count as selling out if it's for a good cause, right? The only problem is I can't write a decent female character, even one appropriate for a trashy romance novel, to save my life. Wonder if there is a market for gay porn romance novels marketed to women; I could totally get working on that.